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  Don't Allow Common "John and Jane Doe" (spiritually dead) to Corporate Broadcast! Keep us Clean!

  by AuntConnie in

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  life's not so great, i've been sulking after it was annouced, the annual meeting of directors is allowing everyone to view the event!

  here comes the congregational corpes "john and jane does" to a meeting they should not be allowed to attend!

  jehovah's witnesses enjoy their royalty just like americans do.

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  Jhine

  I save my cardinals hat for the conclave I wore it whilst burning the voting slips and poking the fire during the election of Pope No.2 my feet got a bit grubby as well they were resting on the mantlepiece at the time because I had problems with a bunged up flue which affected the colour of the smoke I was getting fifty shades of gray from the up draught when it should have been as white as Judge Rutherfords long johns.

  I think when the Governing Body issue new light on feet washing according to scripture I shall wear my very large XXXXL pirates hat as I believe from studying the divine Watchtower earlier this year not so naughty pirates could be in the lineup for a resurection. So it could be lots of swashbuckle and foot wash. I don't want the Brooklyn boys showing up with a foot spa I want it hands on as in the scriptures mind.
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  Don't Allow Common "John and Jane Doe" (spiritually dead) to Corporate Broadcast! Keep us Clean!

  by AuntConnie in

  1. watchtower
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  life's not so great, i've been sulking after it was annouced, the annual meeting of directors is allowing everyone to view the event!

  here comes the congregational corpes "john and jane does" to a meeting they should not be allowed to attend!

  jehovah's witnesses enjoy their royalty just like americans do.

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  Yes but if I go to the aforesaid gathering I expect the GB to at least wash my feet which has a basis in scripture sanitizer gel, face mask or not.
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  Rutherford banned singing at the meetings in 1938 - Knorr reintroduced it in 1944

  by slimboyfat in

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  ...which is just one of the interesting facts discussed in this essay on the history of singing in the jw religion.

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  http://www.cesnur.org/2013/swe-chryssides.pdf.

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  Each meeting should start with Send In The Clowns.
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  Another new book: Jehovah's Witnesses - AN EXPOSE, written by a former elder and retired veteran United Airlines pilot

  by AndersonsInfo in

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  a comprehensive new book:.

  "the good... the bad... the deceptive.... and worse!

  an expose".

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  Well said Barbara and thanks for all your hard work.

  If the book helps people to see a scar on the face of humanity which the Watchtower Org. is so much the better.
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  The Case of the Trustee and his MBE

  by JWB in

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  the case of the trustee and his mbe.

  queen elizabeth ii's 1999 birthday honours list included the award of an mbe for stuart charles brown, lead pensions administrator, nhs [national health service] pensions agency, department of health, thornton cleveleys, lancashire.

  mr brown also happens to be a trustee of the cleveleys congregation of jehovah's witnesses in lancashire.. .

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  A case of running with the hare and the hounds? The honour refered to is established at St.Pauls Cathedral and part of the Church of England so I believe .

  This fits in well with Nathan Knorr swearing allegience to the United States on his passport.

  The Watchtower Org. being a member of the United Nations.

  Who was it that said we are no part of this system of things we must maintain our neutrality ?
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  Blue Jeans BANNED by Jehovahs Witnesses Governing body

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  for anybody attending a international convention .. 5 body of elders letters just leaked .

  "applicant instructions".. ********************.

  applicants must be exemplary in every respect, including dress and grooming.

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  Yes the instructions on dress code are about right.....................................for company booksellers and not for representatives of Jesus.

  Jesus would consider other top prioities first I can't find in the Bible where Jesus said "you must wear your best clothes where one or two are gathered together in my name." I think when he instructed his disciples he would have said dress informal come as you are.

  Hey Governing Body please will you wash my feet while I listen up at the assembly .
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  Blue Jeans BANNED by Jehovahs Witnesses Governing body

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. watchtower
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  for anybody attending a international convention .. 5 body of elders letters just leaked .

  "applicant instructions".. ********************.

  applicants must be exemplary in every respect, including dress and grooming.

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  For anybody attending an international convention.

  5 Body of elders letters just leaked. In one it says this.

  Come Alive with Dream Latin Ladies Start NOW !

  Thats what I get on the right of the screen and the lady in the picture might not be wearing blue jeans she might be wearing shorts.

  Joking apart who's to say Jeans are not exemplary when sight seeing the Prime Minister of G.B. has worn jeans on vacation and I am sure the U.S. President has. My choice of exemplary dress might be a kilt so I hope the 5 gibbering body of elders do not stare too hard at my luxury mink dress sporran.
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  Anyone want to guess the name of our future king

  by barry in

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  my guess is henry.

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  Alexander good choice obviously named after the great band leader.

  Come a long and hear come along and hear Alexander's Rag Time Band it's the greatest in the land.

  It also fits in with all the razza mataz .
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  Anyone want to guess the name of our future king

  by barry in

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  my guess is henry.

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  We who belong to the masses will never be able to call him by his birth name so whats all the fuss when the Royals are interviewed for the media they are addressed as Sir or Maam or your Royal Highness . As one of the great unwashed we can shout out from the crowd Charlie, George, or whatever but otherwise know your place and doff your cap. Thinking about it I suppose the naming gives the Royals through the media a way of appearing matey to the citizens but being on first name terms with the Royals is as about as likely for the majority as walking on Mars.
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  Do You Care About "The Royal Baby"?

  by minimus in

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  i don't get it.

  (and i don't care about america's "royalty" either)..

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  How come Prince William's house can speak it has just been reported that Kensington Palace has announced the name of the baby I can't get my house to say a word .

  I have been training it to say Jehovahs go away but nope I ended up puttting a sign on the door.